An open letter from the Strayer Blog:
Miss me? I just want you to know that I've slaved away, week after week, trying to help you with the Strayer tests in Mr. Bingham's class. But did you appreciate me? Did you bother to visit? God forbid you should post a comment here! So, I took some time off, let's just say I don't remember much and I don't want to talk about it. I'm back if you really want me. If not, I'm thinking of spending a little time Vegas.
Sincerely,
Your Lonely Friend

There you go. Have at it.